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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Old Movie Fanfiction - Collisions: Chapter 7


Collisions

(aka 'WHAT GOES ON IN MY BRAIN!?')

Chapter 7:
DEPENDERS UNITE!


Quick note from the author: This is some random story that combines a bunch of characters from old movies into one...and into modern times. Enjoy. Expect total randomness and complete lack of sense...just have fun. This is called 'Collisions' cause everything collides...

So here I present to you...

A Fanfiction by WaverlyHillsFan
Non Canonical-Based Story
The recently-formed group, the Dependers, looked overwhelmed in the 21st Century. Maria decided to act as if she didn't care.

"ALRIGHT, TROOPS, GET READY TO HEAD OUT! REMEMBER, WE'VE GOTTA FIND WILBERT MORGUSON! HE'S THE HEAD OF THE NORTH WEST EASTERN HAMSTER COMMITTEE!" she barked.

"Don't you think we should get a little more organized before we take on this Kyle Cinnabuns guy?" asked Ogie.

"PRINGLE, I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT...BUT YES...WE SHOULD!"

Wilbert Morguson - President of the North West
Eastern Hamster Committee
Pretty soon, they had formed a pretty decent sized plan. Baby Jane and Blanche would be paired together, and since Jane (since she was pushing the wheel chair) would be defenseless, Blanche would carry a hand-knife, a bag of grenades, and a machine gun.

The Brewster Seven, a subdivision of the Dependers, would provide a sweeping sort of attack. They would form a "C" shaped wall in front of the the others, meanwhile pumping a good amount of ammo into Cinnabuns' forces.

Janice Starlin would transform into a wasp (she was now in control of when she did it, and was conscious of her actions during the time as a wasp) and provide some spy intelligence.

Velvet, who would be on the back of the Pie, and Carol, Judy, Mi, and everyone else would provide standard fighting. Robert Morgan would go off on his own...it was what he was used to, formerly being the last man on earth.

The 'troops' all marched towards a building with a sign that said 'The North West Eastern Hamster Committee'. They all entered, and the receptionist's eyes were large from the shock of seeing so many people that seemed to have no relevance to one another.

"Hello. What are you guys here for?" she asked.

"We're here to see Mr. Morguson. We're the Dependers."

"Oh. He's in the meeting room. Go ahead up the stairs to the room with the table. Morguson is in a meeting, but he likes the awkwardness of people interupting meetings...oh, and that horse has to stay in the lobby. There's a new rule about horses not being allowed to go up to the second floor."

Velvet was upset by this, but she obeyed it. Everyone, as told by the receptionist, marched up the stairs and into the meeting room to see Mr. Morguson. There were several people there.

"Why you must be the Dependers!" yelled Morguson from the opposite end of the room.

"Yup." replied Ogie.

"PRINGLE, YOU LET YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER DO THE TALKING! YOU WANNA STAY IN THE ARMY, PRINGLE!? I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LET ME DO THE WORK, PRIVATE!"

Already, Maria was getting on Ogie's nerves.

"Dependers, these are my coworkers, Andrew Nasalli, Marco Pinelli, Fred Bed, Hank Bottle, and Francine Depedofledod. Just be nice around Marco...his hamster committed suicide a few days ago...it wasn't pretty."

"Hamsters do that?" asked Mi.

"Yes they do...his hamster had a long and bad case of depression from his wife asking for a divorce."

"Who, Marco's?"

"No - the hamster's."

"Okay......"

"Anyways, Cinnabuns is trying to conquer most of the US by kidnapping all of its people that happen to be wearing green. It's depressing...and I don't even know why this is connected to the NWEHC...I mean, we deal with hamsters...not crimes...but then again, that's why we need you...you deal with crimes."

"Actually, we have no training in crime stopping of any kind." commented Liesl.

"VON TRAPP YOU NEVER ADMIT YOUR STRATEGY TO A POSSIBLE BREAD LOAF."

"WHAT!?"

"Ignore that..."

"Anyways, we might as well let you know that Cinnabuns is not as weak as he may seem...he wears his pantalones with flair...that's tough."

"Say whoosa whatsa?" asked Blanche.

"PANTALONES! NOW GO GET HIM!"

A sudden explosion ripped through the city. It was Cinnabuns kidnapping everyone wearing green shopping at GameStop. He had blown up the rest of the building.

To be continued...

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